Captain's Blog; Star Date 08-26-09

Today I was sitting in my room and I noticed that my walls were pathetically plain. After making this unique and groundbreaking discovery I decided to do something about it. So I sat down at my desk and started brainstorming ways I could give my eyes an excite-full orgasm every time I catch a glimpse of my wall. Long story short I decided to purchase some posters so I grabbed my cash money and headed on down to the big discount tent sale located by the immensely handy scramble light. No more than 5 minutes of browsing the incredible collection of of eye candy I found the perfect poster and at once I knew that I must have it. The image was that of the one and only Megan Fox. But this wasn't just any ordinary picture of Megan Fox, it was delightfully tacky yet unrefined at the same time. In this poster Megan is wearing high leather (possibly latex I can't tell but who cares really) a red mini (and I mean MINI) skirt, and a blue skin TIGHT super man shirt. After instantly purchasing this masterpiece I hurried back to my dorm room and hung it directly beside my bed. I believe this is one of the best if not the best investments that I have ever mad. So make sure that when you read this that you become terribly jealous. Stay tuned for Thursday night supper.